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      <image:title>BLOG - Are you ready to be Brave? Do something just for you? Join us for Open Mic or a Speaking Class! - Dean and Jacqueline are moving to NY!!</image:title>
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      <image:title>BLOG - March OFM Hot Dad of the Month - March 2025 OFM Hot Dad of the Month Harry submitted by Monica Fun Facts: He loves dogs, bourbon and honey. He was in the Army. He is always making me laugh. Why should he be the hottest dad of the year? He is an amazing husband and father. He is aging like fine wine “aka bourbon” if I do say so myself.</image:title>
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      <image:title>BLOG - Is there such a thing as “Happy Purgatory”? - Dean and Jacqueline are moving to NY!!</image:title>
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      <image:caption>The 10th Trip for One Funny Mother was “Dena Does Vegas” and it was a hit! We laughed and danced the night away at Brad Garrett’s Comedy Club, saw an amazing show at “The Sphere”, Barry Manilow and Cirque and watched Diana steal everyone’s drink tickets and miss church. Hope you can join us for our 1st International Trip to Quebec, June 20-22, 2025!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>BLOG - Feb OFM Hot Dad of the Month - Feb 2025 OFM Hot Dad of the Month Kyle submitted by Suzy Fun Facts: Kyle loves to give to others who need help. He is so kind hearted. He will be there for anyone anytime he is needed Why should he be the hottest dad of the year? Kyle is 22 years old he is a supervisor of a 2.8 million dollar department at Home Depot in Mississippi. He loves he's wife with all his heart and his little gal Cameron aka Mall baby with all his heart. He is the best Dad ever, he loves spending time with his little Cami B. He is a fantastic brother to his sister Adaria and his brother Matthew. And he is a wonderful son to me when I was really sick in 2019 he was at my bedside 24/7 could not ask for a better son. All my kids are awesome. Kyle loves to deer hunting, play Xbox sometimes hanging out with his brother Matt, he is a dedicated worker, and a dedicated Husband, Dad, Son, Brother. We are all blessed to have Kyle in our lives we all love him to the Moon and beyond.</image:title>
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      <image:title>BLOG - Jan OFM Hot Dad of the Month - Jan 2025 OFM Hot Dad of the Month Todd submitted by Courtney Fun Facts: He’s got amazing blue eyes. He works hard and takes pride in his work. He cleans the bathroom. Why should he be the hottest dad of the year? This guy has been a blessing in my life. He stepped up and helped me raise my 2 older kids and he did it without any complaints or resentments. He’s always worked hard and made sure we all had whatever we wanted/needed. He’s had to live in a house full of girls for many years. We have 6 girls between the 2 of us and he’s been the only male around.</image:title>
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      <image:title>BLOG - Dec OFM Hot Dad of the Month - Dec OFM Hot Dad of the Month Steven submitted by Melonie Fun Facts: 1. He’s a triathlete and an Ironman 2. His laugh is the best sound I’ve ever heard 3. He’s addicted to coffee Why should he be the hottest dad of the year? So many reasons, but he would get me Dena Cameos before each chemo treatment!</image:title>
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      <image:title>BLOG - Nov OFM Hot Dad of the Month - Nov OFM Hot Dad of the Month Thomas submitted by Jaime Fun Facts: He’s handsome, he’s funny, he’s really strong  Why should he be the hottest dad of the year? Because he’s an amazing husband &amp; father! He does everything he can to take care of his family.</image:title>
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      <image:caption>Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Athena and Kyle What was the location of your meet up? Athena from Irvine got to have some hang time with Kyle from Palm Springs during Sergio’s conference in Palm Desert. Making friends in the OFM group is probably the most special thing about being a supporter! What has it meant to you to make friends in our community? I love that the OFM community has opened the doors for me to meet so many lovely, talented, kind, intelligent, and inspiring people I may not have had the opportunity to meet in my own bubble. The friendships and support found in this group have often been the THING that gets me through some dark and difficult times. What makes our community so special? Dena is what makes this group special. The OFM Team is what fuels it and keeps the wheels in motion. Having a “leader” that is rooted in her faith, is kind, fun, and non-judge-mental and cares about everyone’s individual journey is what makes this community so unique and something I’m proud and honored to be a part of. What would you say to someone who is new to our group or someone who has been quietly watching and may be too shy/reluctant to join a live event? I highly recommend getting more involved in the community or even becoming a supporter. You not only gain something by participating, you never know how YOUR involvement and interactions may help someone else. Finding kindred spirits with similar stories or experiences is so encouraging. Want to join a chapter? Click here to find a chapter near you! Have a meet up story and photo? Upload your OFM Meet-Ups here!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>BLOG - Meet a Supporter - Jodi from CA - In troducing subscriber Jodi Whitaker from California who has followed Dena since 2017! If you are a supporter, you probably recognize Jodi’s name from the supporter Facebook page and the funny pictures that she creates and posts. “For me, Dena's humor is like the match that lights the flame to making all those crazy memes that could NEVER be explained outside of this group,” Jodi said, “I'm honored that she, and her family, allow me to be an extension of her humor.” When asked why Jodi became a supporter, she said, “Supporting Dena is like supporting a movement! Because of her, ideas are hatched, trips are planned, memories are made.” Jodi continues, “and there are so many "Hussies on the Loose" now! How could you not love that? Who would ever think that Dena's talent could bring people together, even internationally, and become lifelong friends? The rewards of being a supporter are 10 fold. I sincerely hope that we bring the same joy to her life as well.” When asked for three words to describe the OFM difference, Jodi said “Hilarious , encouraging, and empowering!” A fun fact you may not know about Jodi: She once taxied a commercial airplane on the taxiway at LAX all by herself! YIKES! Talk about Hussies on the Loose!! LOL!</image:title>
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      <image:caption>Candace and Duty Judy What was the location of your meet up? Most recently went to see Lauren Graham at the Pabst Theatre in Milwaukee What has it meant to you to make friends in our community? It’s been great having someone to do fun things with, but also I love having a friend I can just chat with/text and “do life” with! And who knew I’d find someone that loves Halloween as much as I do, and lives close to me! What makes our community so special? We’re a collective of some pretty awesome people and prayer partners and like a crazy family inside the interwebs! What would you say to someone who is new to our group or someone who has been quietly watching and may be too shy/reluctant to join a live event? Don’t be shy, you’ll find your people here - and that can be for both the introverts and extroverts! All are welcome, all belong and all are friends! Want to join a chapter? Click here to find a chapter near you! Have a meet up story and photo? Upload your OFM Meet-Ups here!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>BLOG - July OFM Hot Dad of the Month - July OFM Hot Dad of the Month Mike submitted by Lorrie Fun Facts: He’s not just a hot dad but a hot Papa, this is him trying to look cool at the beach. Works hard, plays hard and can be found most days walking 6# Chihuahua in the neighborhood acting like a bad ass. Will throw down for you, even if he’s not quite sure what he’s throwing down for. Why should he be the hottest dad of the year? In all seriousness, he gives his heart and soul to his family. Supports and guides his loved ones through all life’s crazy times and well, he’s hot.</image:title>
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      <image:title>BLOG - Meet a Supporter - Kathleen &amp;amp; Colleen from NY - In troducing subscriber sisters Kathleen Shevlin (left) and Colleen Servadio (right) from New York who have been following Dena for about three years now. These ladies love watching the interaction between mother and daughter during Cooking with Di. “It’s an interaction we miss so much with our own Mom,” says Colleen. As for why the sisters enjoy being supporters so much? They said, “ Dena gave us both a lot of laughs when they were desperately needed!” We can definitely all relate to that! A fun fact you may not know about these ladies? Kathleen can spin at the gym like a boss while Colleen says she just spins her wheels! When asked for three things to describe the OFM difference, the sisters said, “Inclusive, Supportive, and Funny!!” Perfect! Let’s hear from some more of our OFM sisters! We have a bunch of them in our group!</image:title>
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      <image:caption>Question: What is your favorite summer memory? Submitted by Anonymous This question is really hard for me because I have so many great memories     of when I was growing and my parents taking my brother and me down the shore to go fishing and crabbing or to the lake with all my cousins, aunts and uncles.  So many wonderful times spent with family.  You don’t really realize how much the time spent with family means until you get older and the family members begin to pass, your children and grand-children grow up and before you know it everything changes….oh how much I miss those days and all the people who have gone before me. But, back to the wonderful memories!   My Dad always had a boat and each time he bought a new one they got bigger.  He loved to fish and be on the water.  The girls were in grammar school and my parents decided to purchase a small vacation home in Tuckerton, NJ, which was a lagoon property.  My Dad loved it so much because he could put his boat in the water right behind his house and he could go fishing any time he wanted too!  Plus, we could all crab from the dock out back or sit on the porch at night and watch the beautiful sunset! The girls had such fun learning to fish and crab with my father.  We made many great memories there….and it brought him so much joy to have us all together.   One summer that really stands out was the time Mike and I took the girls to Disney. They were teenagers and we thought it would be fun to go one last time as a family. We didn’t have a lot of money so we drove down all through the night. Mike and I would take turns driving and sleeping.  Because we were driving we had the ability to stop wherever we wanted on the way down. One of our favorite places we loved to stop at was “South of the Boarder.”  It is this crazy, fun place about half way to Florida that we loved!  You could eat, shop, take pictures, use the rest room and walk around for a while to break up the trip.  We gave each of them money and said they could buy whatever they wanted.  One thing they bought was “a grabber”….a long handle with a pincher on the end so you could pick things up.  Well, as Mike was driving they got out their new “grabber”and started picking up all little pieces of dirt, fuzz and whatever they found on the floor of the van and put them on top of Mike’s head!   His hair was full of all kind of junk!  They started to giggle and when I realized what they were doing I kept their secret….he had no clue what they did!  It was a sight to see!!!  We were all laughing because he looked so funny and he kept saying….”What’s so funny? What are you laughing about?”  Of course when he found out what they did he didn’t think it was as funny as we did!  That sure was a great trip….in fact I still have that “grabber!” After our stop at “South of the Boarder” we continued to drive all through the night until we arrived in Florida.  As luck would have it we arrived early  Sunday morning and, of course, I said we all had to go church!  They were starving so we stopped for breakfast before church.  Then I said….”Everyone bring a little bag with your toiletries and a change of clothes because when we’re done we will go in the rest room and get ready!”  Of course they all thought I was crazy but we didn’t have a choice as we couldn’t get into our condo until later.   They still talk about it to this day how….”I made them wash up and get dressed for church in a restroom!”  We made great memories on that trip!!!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>BLOG - Meet a Supporter - Melonie S. - In troducing subscriber Melonie Smith from Ohio who has been following Dena for about four years now. Melonie loves the relationship that Dena has with LadyDi because it closely resembles Melonie’s relationship with her own mom, Judy.…“ My mom and I have had the pleasure of attending multiple trips, shows and a Dine with Dena together. We even went to church with Lady Di! As for what Melonie enjoys most about One Funny Mother, she said it’s Dena’s humor and quick whit, something Melonie has admired in others for years. “Dena is brilliantly funny! She kept me laughing through COVID and cancer.” A fun fact you may not know about Melonie? She loves to write and hopes to be a published author one day! She’s also an amazing floral designer! When asked for three things to describe the OFM difference, Melonie said “Genuine, full of silly inside jokes, come as you are!” That totally sums it up, Melonie!</image:title>
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      <image:caption>Question: I am not a mom but how did you do it with 3 girls? And would you change anything? Submitted by Renee from PA- Having 3 children in 3 years was a bit much!  But as they say, “God doesn’t give you any more than you can handle!”   When we had our first daughter, Michele, everything was perfect! The nursery was all ready and so were we…everyone was so excited for our beautiful new baby! Of course back then there were no “gender reveal” parties.  Everyone just looked at you and said “I think it’s a boy OR I think it’s a girl” based purely on how you carried the baby or how big your face  got during your pregnancy!!!  Even the doctors guessed the gender by how fast the baby’s heart rate was and said our last child was going to be a boy and along came our third daughter Nicole! I was a stay at home mom and having only one child was wonderful. I had  time to spend with our new baby daughter Michele, cook, clean, wash and do the chores…such a wonderful time. We wanted more children and two years later along came Dena.  And again a wonderful time…Michele, being 2 years old was a great “mommy’s little helper” and we both had fun taking care of Dena and I was still able to keep up with everything. Then it happened!  Dena was 3 months old and I found out I was pregnant with our third child!  Now things got a little crazy!  I had a two year old, a three month old and carrying another baby!  There were days I was so tired and it took all my energy to just get all of us dressed and fed. AND THEN THERE WERE THREE!  After Nicole was born things changed quite a bit.  Michele, now 3, Dena 1 and Nicole a new born.  My days and nights were a blur!  I remember one day running the vacuum with a glass of wine and crying!  It was really hard to keep up with everything.  If something didn’t get done I would worry and try to keep it up but that didn’t always happen. I was so tired all the time….when they napped, I napped!  I just didn’t have the energy to do everything I did before.  But as time went on things got easier.  The girls got older, started school and I got back to a routine.  Did it still get crazy at times…..yes!   Did I get upset and yell….yes!  But we got through it with a lot of tears, joy, conflict, love and laughter.  Would a change anything…..absolutely not!!!!  God gave us the best gift of our three beautiful daughters!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>BLOG - May OFM Hot Dad of the Month - May OFM Hot Dad of the Month Frazer (like Frazer Crane) submitted by Cathy Fun Facts: He is one of the most respectful guys I know. He’s a die hard Dallas fan and I love him any way. HA. He makes me laugh constantly Why should he be the hottest dad of the year? We met 18 years ago both coming out of a divorce. He had 2 kids - 3 &amp; 1 I had none. His kids were everything to him. I watched him raise them from afar day in &amp; day out. He would move mountains for them then &amp; now. I’ll never forget when it hit me that I was crazy about him. He was away with them and the kids were asleep it was late , midnight to be exact and we were on the phone recapping the day of events. As we talked all I could hear was water in the back ground so I asked him what are you doing ? He said he was washing the kids bathing suits out so they would be ready for the next day. It was then I fell for him hook line and sinker. Divorce is horrible for everyone involved and every day since he has made sure they always know that their father is in their corner.</image:title>
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      <image:title>BLOG - Meet a Supporter - Kathy S. - In troducing subscriber Kathy Swanson from Missouri who has been following Dena for five years now. Kathy loves starting her day with One Funny Mother! She said, “ Mornings are so much better with Uppie Uppie Uppie!” Kathy has enjoyed everyone she has met on the supporter page and uses to words “DAILY LAUGHS” to describe the antics over there! She boasts that it is so cool to have $5 friends from all over the world! “ Dena brings so much joy to every day. I really do learn new things!” A fun fact you may not know about Kathy? She was an alternate contestant for Who Wants to be a Millionaire! That means she is the person you want on your team for game night!! When asked for three words to describe the OFM difference, Kathy said “Friends, Family, Funny!” We agree, Kathy! So happy you are her with us!</image:title>
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      <image:caption>Question: Dena being middle child was she your most quiet and relaxed baby? Submitted by Renee from PA- Every child is different. Michele, our first born, was hard for me, never being a mom before, it was like she was my “practice baby!”  I thought I knew what to do as a mother until it happened!  Then everything I thought about motherhood never seemed like it was right. But you learn and just do it.  Michele was a good baby and very smart.  On her 2nd birthday she got the best gift ever…..her baby sister Dena!  When Dena was born I felt a little more experienced and relaxed and she seemed to be too. And I thought “how cool” Dena and Michele have the same birthday just 2 years apart.  How much fun was that going to be!   But then it happened…..Dena was only 3 months old and I was pregnant again!  How did that happen?  LOL.  There I was with a 2 year old, a three month old and pregnant again.  We wanted more children but certainly did not plan for them to be so close in age.  So, exactly 1 year and 1 day later our third child Nicole was born.   Michele was three, Dena one and Nicole an infant! Trust me it was crazy…..3 children ALL in diapers at the same time! So Dena, not only being the middle child but also still a baby herself, being only 1 year old when Nicole was born, just went with the flow.  She was always playing with her older or younger sister and they got along well as toddlers.  They always had someone to play with and at times got into trouble together too!  Dena just did what the other two were doing.  At times it seemed easier for me having them so close together because they had each other to play with and learn from.   As they got older you could see each ones personality develop.  Michele the oldest and Nicole the youngest tended to be the loudest ones.  Dena would just sit back, listen and not say much but she was taking it all in.  When she became Miss New Jersey in 1995 and made appearances she got up and spoke very well and told funny stories.   Everyone liked her and said she was so “down to earth.”  Dena found her VOICE!  From that point on she has not stopped talking…..as you all know!   She loves doing the “One Funny Morning Show, Ugly Monday Giveaway, and Tipsy Tuesday!” She was quiet and laid back growing up…but boy has time changed that!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>BLOG - April OFM Hot Dad of the Month - April OFM Hot Dad of the Month Tom submitted by Janet Fun Facts: 1. Thinks he had a sense of humor 2. Loves great wine 3. Enjoys being with my family. Why should he be the hottest dad of the year? We have been married for forty six years. We have two children and three grandchildren. He is an amazing husband, father and grandfather. When I broke my arm he helped me get dressed every day, made all of the meals, helped with my showers, cleaned our home and taken me to every doctor and physical therapy appointment. He has done all of this out of love for me. I thought this would be a way to thank him for all that he has done for me.</image:title>
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      <image:caption>Question: What is your favorite bible verse?  Submitted by Helen from CT There are many Bible verses that resinate with me.  But I think the one that stands out the most would be: 1 Corinthians - Chapter 13 - Verses 4-8 Love is patient and kind; love is not jealous or boastful; it  is not arrogant or rude.  Love does not insist on its own  way; it is not irritable or resentful; it does not rejoice at  wrong, but rejoices in the right.  Love bears all things,  believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. Love never ends; as for prophecies, they will pass away; as for tongues, they will cease; as for knowledge, it will  pass away. This verse talks about LOVE.  We all need to feel loved and show love to others.  Love and kindness are the most important attributes we could have.   Think of all the people we love. We love our parents, we love our children, we love our pets, we love our friends, we love our neighbors and the list goes on and on. To love someone and falling “in love” with someone are two different things.  I know I love many people but that doesn’t mean I am  “in love” with them.  BUT….no matter which love it is the Bible verse in Corinthians still holds true.   We all have our struggles and ups and downs and sometimes it is hard to show love.  I know many times I have to step back and think about that person and remember that they may be having a bad day….just like I do at times….and try to be more patient and kind to them.  And sometimes it is so HARD to love. But life is to short to be angry or upset….we only get this one time around and being angry is a waste of time.   Whenever I talk on the phone to my children, grandchildren, relatives and friends and we are saying goodbye I always say…”Love you.”  It is a simple thing but means a great deal.  Those two little words could turn their day around just by hearing “Love you.”   And you never know if they may be the last words you may speak to each other….but you/they will always remember that you love them! Get a little mushy today…hug someone dear and say “Love you!”</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Cathy, Denise, Athena and Sergio, Cassie How did you meet? Through Dena…DUH! What has it meant to you to make friends in our community? It’s great to have friends all over the state that we feel comfortable meeting with. What makes our community so special? We all accept each other and are interested in getting to know one another. What would you say to someone who is new to our group or someone who has been quietly watching and may be too shy/reluctant to join a live event? If you WANT to get more involved, pay attention to comments that you may relate to. Reach out to those people and just chat. Want to join a chapter? Click here to find a chapter near you! Have a meet up story and photo? Upload your OFM Meet-Ups here!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>BLOG - Meet a Supporter - Kari M. - In troducing subscriber Kari Mortlock from New Jersey who started following Dena in 2016. Kari believes if you stop and appreciate someone’s craft, like a street performer, you should throw a tip in their hat. She equates this to why she became a supporter in 2020. “When I realized how much I was watching and enjoying the morning show during the pandemic I wanted to “throw a tip in Dena’s hat.” Little did Kari know the fun that awaited her on that supporter page……iykyk!! Kari first met up with the OFM Team on the Dumb Bus Trip and said she had so much fun! Kari credits the morning show at the start of Lent last year for leading her toward a healthier lifestyle. “Dena mentioned that Lent isn’t just about giving up something, it could also be about adding something in to your life. I decided to add going to the gym every day until the San Antonio trip in May. I lost a little over 20 pounds before the trip. I have kept up with it, and have lost another 20 since. I tell people it all started with that morning show.” How amazing is that? A fun fact you may not know about Kari? Her real name is Karin although her parents always called her Kari. “My dad thought Kari sounded like a little girl so I call Karin my big girl name.” When asked for three words to describe the OFM difference, Kari said “Authentic, Fun and Engaging!”</image:title>
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      <image:title>BLOG - Feb OFM Hot Dad of the Month - February OFM Hot Dad of the Month Sergio submitted by Athena Fun Facts: He loves the outdoors; he's a music collector; he's a drummer Why should he be the hottest dad of the year? Sergio is incredibly kind, compassionate, thoughtful, loving, and giving. He always puts the needs of others before his own, and is happiest when those around him are happy. He's always game for whatever shenanigans I want to get into, makes my coffee every morning, and was the one to suggest that my parents move in with us when their care needs became greater. He was a full custody single dad for many years and totally related to Dena's OFM show, even getting a little emotional during some parts. But he can also hold his own against a bully and usually turns what could be a tense situation into a peaceful one. He loves animals and music, good food and good times. He makes friends and forgives easily, and never holds a grudge. He's my Super Serg, and I'm super grateful he chose me.</image:title>
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      <image:caption>Question: There is an elderly lady in my neighborhood who lives alone.  Do you have any suggestions of something that I could do to brighten her day?   Submitted by Michele D Living alone has so many challenges. When you’re younger they are easier to manage but as you get older it can be very overwhelming at times. The hardest is the solitude….not having anyone to talk to or do things together.   For me, I know I have to keep busy. Perhaps you could find out if there are senior events that your neighbor might want to attend to get her out and have some social activity with others.  Some churches in our area have senior meetings twice a week to gather the seniors together.   They enjoy a lite breakfast, some fun crafts, exercise and then feed them lunch before they go home.  I don’t know if your neighbor is able to get out or do much, or if she even drives.   If she can’t get out perhaps you could drop off a meal to her.  It doesn’t have to be anything fancy….even something from Chick-Fil-A, Wendy’s or McDonalds can be a welcomed treat for someone who is shut in, especially if you top it off with a frosty or small sundae! If you know of any organizations that drop things off to seniors/shut-ins you may want to give them her name.   I know prior to pandemic our church had a bread baking drive around Thanksgiving.  Parishioners baked small loaves of banana bread, pumpkin bread or cranberry bread and they were distributed to seniors/shut-ins in our area. Dropping off a bouquet of flowers or small flowering plant around the holidays always cheers you up!  Or fresh baked homemade cookies and who could resist a “box of chocolates!”  Also with the colder weather coming in a new warm throw is something to cuddle up with.  I love getting comfy with my fake fur throw…it makes me feel special! If you are friendly with her you could suggest going out for a lunch or having her over for a luncheon at your home.   Even sending a note card to let her know you are thinking about her.   Any act of kindness is so greatly appreciated when you are living alone, especially if she doesn’t get much company or have anyone to talk to.  Thank you for thinking of her and I hope these few ideas help you to “brighten” her day a little!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>BLOG - Jan OFM Hot Dad of the Month - January OFM Hot Dad of the Month Anthony submitted by Colleen Fun Facts: He laughs hardest at his own jokes, he is his biggest fan! He loves to have his picture taken and he is our family’s shenanigans coordinator. Why should he be the hottest dad of the year? He should be the Hot Dad of the year because he ALWAYS puts his family before himself, he can fix ANYTHING and treats us like gold.</image:title>
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      <image:title>BLOG - Meet a Supporter - Alexis F. - In troducing subscriber Alexis Fiorentino from California who admits to being a bed drinker…..WHAT? Now we know what the Insomnia Chapter is really up to! Alexis says Dena makes the long days bearable because she watches all her videos and laughs alongside with her. Alexis met up with the OFM Team in Philadelphia, San Antonio, Palm Springs, and New York City. She raves about the supporter community and how kind everyone is on that page. “They have changed my life in so many ways,” Alexis says, “ It has brought me my best friends, friends I call family, the kindest people I know, laughter every day, community, and the most supportive people around.” Alexis was also lucky enough to meet a dear friend through OFM who works less than a mile from her. “ We text each other during the week and say 4 o'clock. No questions are asked, we know exactly where to meet. I love the time I get to spend with her and we now travel together to the OFM trips!” Alexis’ three words to describe the OFM Difference: Compassion, Community and Caring</image:title>
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      <image:title>BLOG - OFM Singles- December - JoEllen 50 5’8 Non-Smoker What is your best feature? Be honest and brag GIRL!!! My eyes. What are three fun facts about yourself?  I’m a Yankees fan. I cut and throw with my right hand even though I’m a lefty. (Is that a fun fact?) I teach 4th grade. Favorite Comedian  Too many to pick , but Dena is definitely in my top three. If you could spend $1,000 in a store where would you spend it? Barnes &amp; Noble What are you looking for in a partner? I’m looking for a kind, compassionate, FUNNY man who can accept me for all my flaws and wonderful idiosyncrasies. Favorite Movie The Breakfast Club Hobbies Reading, photography, Netflix binges, traveling</image:title>
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      <image:title>BLOG - Dec OFM Hot Dad of the Month - December OFM Hot Dad of the Month Sam submitted by Erin Fun Facts: He used to be a firefighter/EMT. Now he is an independent distributor who sells donuts, but most importantly he is a great Dad! Why should he be the hottest dad of the year? He is all in when it comes to parenting our busy bunch of 5 kiddos.</image:title>
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      <image:title>BLOG - Meet a Supporter - Marie D. - In troducing subscriber Marie DiBona from Massachusetts who firmly believes Dena needs her own talk show called “One Funny Morning LIVE” with an in-person studio audience and special guests! I guess this is why she also tells us the One Funny Morning mug is her favorite item in our store! Marie met up with the OFM Team’s Dumb Bus Trip at Jordan’s Furniture Store in Avon, MA and enjoyed meeting everyone! She likes how genuine Dena is and she is grateful that Dena shares her entire family with us each day! When asked if OFM meets our goal of making her smile each day, she said, “Without a doubt!! Relating to the many life events, good or bad, makes me not feel alone.” In Marie’s opinion, One Funny Mother stands apart from other companies because of the honesty and the sincerity of Dena and the entire group. We agree, Marie! Thanks for being here with us!</image:title>
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      <image:caption>Question: How do you keep life interesting after 28 years together. We are in our 50s, can’t afford to retire anytime soon. Love to travel (when we have the money). Submitted by Sandy, Missouri</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Renee, Mel and Becca How did you meet? I met Becxa at the my name is not mom show in Portsmouth NH. Mel Ann I just met at this lunch! What has it meant to you to make friends in our community? This group of special people has helped me to step outside my comfort zone. I've met people in person that I've only know virtually and It was like meeting old friends! What makes our community so special? The spirt of our community is so caring and kind. What would you say to someone who is new to our group or someone who has been quietly watching and may be too shy/reluctant to join a live event? Go! You won't regret it! Plus you'll feel brave! Lol. Want to join a chapter? Click here to find a chapter near you! Have a meet up story and photo? Upload your OFM Meet-Ups here!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>BLOG - OFM Singles- November - Alejandra H Age: 44 Height: 5'7 in the morning, 5'6 after 12 pm Non-Smoker What is your best feature? Be honest and brag GIRL!!! My left eyebrow. What are three fun facts about yourself?  I like cussing. I like answering text messages with memes. I like taking pictures of people without them knowing. (No, it's not stalking...ish) Favorite Comedian  One Funny Mother Dena If you could spend $1,000 in a store where would you spend it? At the adult store buying all my married friends some sort of lube or toy as a gag gift (double entendre intended). What are you looking for in a partner? I'm looking for someone who will support my participation in the OFM cult and will take me... I'll leave that open for suggestions. Favorite Movie Sing 2 Hobbies Read, crochet, binge watch shows, nap</image:title>
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      <image:title>BLOG - Nov OFM Hot Dad of the Month - November OFM Hot Dad of the Month Carl submitted by Erica S Fun Facts: Hard working, loves unconditional, a man of his words. Why should he be the hottest dad of the year? I’m obviously bias, as this is my husband, sorry this is gonna be a bit lengthy , we were a second go round marriage. My boys were 4 &amp; 7, his son was older, 12. Blended families are hard, add in ex’s for salt in the wound, they first year was rough on us all, but we settled in as a family of 5 and life just kept going. The men our 3 boys are today, is because of the role model my husband is. Just 2.5 years after we married, I was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis, a lot of men would have said, I didn’t sign up for this, not my man. He stepped up and not only worked but helped in the house, took me to doctors appointments, some 7 hours away, ran kids to practices and ball games. We married in 2004, I filed for disability in 2007, I was a RN. Took 18 months to win my disability, I lost my 401k, filed for bankruptcy, lost my great credit, he never blinked an eye. He said, we will get your credit back, it will be fine. He always drove the hand me down cars, so the kids and i had a safe and reliable car. We made it through all that, and then after 22 years at Wonder Hostess, in December 2012, the company filed for bankruptcy for their 2nd time and he lost his job, our health insurance, pension, everything he had worked all those years for. In January of 2013, he went back to college, he maintained a 4.0, was Mechatronics student of the year, while still parenting, being a wonderful husband and doing odd jobs to help put food on the table. At the end of 2015 he was hired on with First Energy Mobile Maintenance. He works a hard job, with long hours, out of town a lot. And still comes home and takes time to be with his mom, me and our first grand baby Addi. I don’t know how I got so lucky, but I did. To sum up, our 1 son that is married now, when he was dating his now wife, he had brought her home to meet us, when she left, she said, I want to marry a man that looks at me, the way Carl looks at your mom. Enough said.</image:title>
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      <image:title>BLOG - Meet a Supporter - Junion S. - In troducing subscriber Junion Seabaugh from Illinois who has been following Dena for about two years now! Junion says she f ell in love with Dena’s personality, honesty, laughter, and sharing her wonderful family with us. When asked how becoming a supporter has helped her, Junion said, “I love having a little safe community to go to. Dena and the whole team have just been a breath of fresh air in my life!” Junion has joined us at the 80’s for Brady Movie Night in NJ, the Rock Your Peacock tour in San Antonio, and will be also be joining us for Let Me See Your Ball Drop in NYC. A fun a fact about Junion is that she wrote a book about her life and used to be a blackjack dealer. When asked for three words to describe the OFM Difference” Junion said “ The group as a whole are just very kind, supportive, and funny. It’s unique…”. We agree, Junion, and are all so glad you are here with us!</image:title>
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      <image:caption>Steak Diane and Stacey S How did you meet? We met on the jingle your dream catcher trip and hit it off. Stacey invited me to stay at her beach house in Wildwood NJ and we had the best time. What has it meant to you to make friends in our community? I have made so many great friends through this group. Many of us have met up outside of the trips and enjoyed vacations together since meeting. What makes our community so special? Everyone is so different, but we all have this group in common and it is a great foundation to get to know people. What would you say to someone who is new to our group or someone who has been quietly watching and may be too shy/reluctant to join a live event? I went alone to the bourbon and the big house trip and it was one of the best decisions I’ve made. I was hoping to make one friend to have dinner with and I walked away with so many more. Want to join a chapter? Click here to find a chapter near you! Have a meet up story and photo? Upload your OFM Meet-Ups here!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>BLOG - OFM Singles- October - Tania Jimenez Age: 42 Height: 5’ 7” Non-Smoker What is your best feature? Be honest and brag GIRL!!! My smile -which is funny bc I’m always the one telling everyone to smile for the camera. I’m generous and thoughtful and I love to laugh. Dena says: Tania is one of the kindest souls I know. I don’t know if souls are innately “sexy” but hers is…. What are three fun facts about yourself?  1- I used to be a ballroom dancer 2- I’ve been teaching for 17 years 3- I went on my first ofm trip bc of something a psychic said? Favorite Comedian  Dena blizzard…Duh If you could spend $1,000 in a store where would you spend it? Anywhere I can buy kitchen supplies What are you looking for in a partner? Someone who loves their family, someone who will be my “calm” and someone to laugh through this crazy life with me Favorite Movie Any hallmark movie with a “surprise” ending lol Hobbies Baking, photography, dancing</image:title>
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      <image:title>BLOG - OFM Hot Dad of the Month- Oct - OFM Hot Dad of the Month- October Mike submitted by Sandy M Walkenhorst Fun Facts: He loves the outdoors, He has been mistaken in years past as Steve Austin (the wrestler), His nickname at work is Donkey (last name walkenHORSt) instead of a horse.... Men ! that's all he works with. Why should he be the hottest dad of the year? Because he doesn't realize how handsome he is and he is always helping others (he cuts two of our neighbors grass for them all summer)</image:title>
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      <image:title>BLOG - Meet a Supporter - Rachel M. - In troducing subscriber Rachel Mabee from Ontario, Canada who has been following Dena for two years now! Rachel shares Dena’s love of crime shows and documentaries, but can we convince Dena to get a tattoo? That is the question!! When asked how becoming a supporter has helped her, Rachel said, “ Dena has helped me find joy in being home sick, giving me the chance to drink my coffee in the morning and have a great laugh!” Additionally, Rachel enjoys watching Dena interact with her family. “ I love the relationship Dena has with mom and kids. I strive to have the same in my life and I’m grateful to have found her.” A fun a fact about Rachel is that she enjoys listening to audiobooks. When asked for three words to describe the OFM Difference” Rachel said, “Relatable, Genuine, Supportive.” We agree 100% Rachel!</image:title>
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      <image:caption>Question: Life skills you think kids should have before college or generally moving out of the house? Submitted by Anonymous From a very young age my mother always said to me…. ”You need to learn to be independent and responsible.” She taught me that I could do anything I wanted to as long as I put my mind to it.  I tried to instill those traits in our three daughters and I do believe each one of them is independent and responsible and they in turn have taught their children as well. We do our best as parents and pray that when they leave the nest they will do well and be great adults.  Some children learn faster/easier and others will struggle but, all in all, I do believe they will learn to be great people!  I know from my own experience that we try to “tell” them what the best thing is to do but inevitably the final decision is up to them.   And more often they may choose to do it “their way” and soon find out that Mom and Dad may have been right after all.   I also think it is important that our children learn about their faith and have that to fall back on when needed during their lifetime, so no matter what faith you are, or practice, it is important to pass that on to them.  As young adults they may question or fall away from their faith but hopefully as adults they will gradually go back and give to help others.  I believe we are all here to help each other, in whatever small way we can, to encourage one another and to lift each other up.  We are all given different talents by God and those talents should be used to give back to help others. I sew and make Prayer Quilts for people who are ill at our church.   You may cook or bake and bring food or baked goods to others in need.   You may know how to build things and help your neighbor.  You may know how to sing and have joined the church choir.   Whatever your gift is it is important to use that gift to give back.  When our children see us do that they in turn will do it for others as well.   It’s that old saying….”Practice what you preach!”  So, whether they go off to college or just move out of the house hopefully they take with them everything we have taught them.  They may flounder and fall at some point but they will have the skills and moral values that we have instilled in them to be kind, considerate, compassionate, independent and responsible adults!   And now that they are gone Mom &amp; Dad have plenty of “special time alone” with each other!!!  WOO HOO!!!!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>BLOG - OFM Singles- September - Steak Diane Scott Age: 36 Height: 5’ 5” Non-Smoker What is your best feature? Be honest and brag GIRL!!! My smile What are three fun facts about yourself?  1. I am named after my mother 2. I worked at Auntie Annes Pretzels for 8 years 3. I am 90% Irish Favorite Comedian  Dena Blizzard of course followed by Sebastian Maniscalco If you could spend $1,000 in a store where would you spend it? Target What are you looking for in a partner? Somebody with a good sense of humor, family oriented and likes to travel Favorite Movie Old School Hobbies Baking and Cooking, traveling, going to concerts, planning parties</image:title>
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      <image:title>BLOG - OFM Hot Dad of the Month- Sept - OFM Hot Dad of the Month- September Rich Z submitted by Marla Z Fun Facts: He's the best husband ever, he's the most patient pickleball and golf coach in Jersey, oh - and he's 10 years younger than me!! Why should he be the hottest dad of the year? He's the best Dad to our kids, the finest (and youngest!) PopPop around, and the most dedicated Dog Dad ever.</image:title>
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      <image:title>BLOG - Meet a Supporter - Tricia M. - In troducing subscriber Tricia Murphy who first discovered Dena in 2020 during the pandemic.  Tricia was new to the concept of Facebook Live shows and was grateful to find Dena and her humor.  We are happy that Tricia has joined us for 80 for Brady Movie Night and the Philadelphia Phillies game night. Next time you see Tricia, ask her where she first met her husband. She shared that story with Dena at the Phillies game and it got quite a reaction from Dena! When asked how becoming a supporter has helped her, Tricia said, “I love all the interaction on the supporter page! We have a page where we can say how we feel and someone is always out there to support you and help you out!”  A fun fact about Tricia that you may not know……she wanted to be Julie, the cruise director on the Love Boat when she grew up! (Me too, Tricia!!)  The most rewarding part of supporting OFM for Tricia?  “When I feel I need to vent or I’m at a loss on what to do, I can post something and someone is always there for you!”  Tricia’s three words describe the “OFM Difference”: Cult!  Honesty!  LadyDi!</image:title>
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      <image:caption>Our first International “Dine With Dena” took place on July 28, 2023 in Saskatoon Canada- Hosted by Judee and her dogs, Gracie and Daisy. We were a small but mighty crowd of Canadians, Kim from FL and Leah from Oregon! What a special treat to gather together from all corners of the globe to enjoy great food, conversations and, of course, some great laughs. Thanks to everyone who made this special night possible…it made my heart happy:)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Question: What was it like becoming a Grammy? Were you overwhelmed? (Rated R and PG Version below) Submitted by Renee from PA (Diana’s essay was submitted, translated to “Snoop Dog Speak" via Gizoogle and posted below. Her original article is below it.)</image:caption>
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      <image:title>BLOG - Meet a Supporter - Curlytop W. - Introducing subscriber Curlytop Welch from Wylie, TX who first discovered Dena in 2019 when watching vidoes of Missy stuffing granola in her mouth or the crazy antics of Stephanie and her bra buying.   Curlytop has joined OFM Tours in Philadelphia and San Antonio and is the administrator of the Texas chapter’s Facebook page.   When asked how becoming a supporter has helped her, Curltop said, “I never realized I had become so full of stress with life that I didn't laugh anymore. Dena and friends have helped me regain myself again. I appreciate how natural everything developed into this beautiful wonderful thing we all need!” A fun fact about Curlytop that you may not know……she was an Army kid growing up!  “We lived in 39 countries and 36 states before I was 13yrs old”, she said.  “Heidelberg Germany is my hometown.”   What has been the most rewarding part of supporting OFM for Curlytop?  “We all are there for each other. I truly feel I have sisters and brothers all over. If I'm traveling,  I can reach out and see who is around. That is priceless! Genuine authentic friends are my family now!”</image:title>
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      <image:title>BLOG - OFM Singles- August - Amy Age: 52 Height: 5’ 9” Non-Smoker What is your best feature? Be honest and brag GIRL!!! I’m very easy going, friendly, great listener, adventurous, love to laugh, and fairly good cook. What are three fun facts about yourself?  I know how to start my own camp fire, my favorite quote is “whats meant to be will always find its way, always”, my bucket list trip is to go to Hawaii Favorite Comedian  Dena Blizzard If you could spend $1,000 in a store where would you spend it? Menards or Furniture Row What are you looking for in a partner? Looking for someone who enjoys some of the same activities as I do and can introduce me to some new ones. They need to not be so serious but can laugh about the dumbest things. A man that knows how yo make a woman feel special. Favorite Movie Anything with Ryan Reynolds Hobbies Crafts, Fitness, playing cards, going to watch drag strip, DIY projects, and traveling when I can</image:title>
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      <image:title>BLOG - OFM Hot Dad of the Month- Aug - OFM Hot Dad of the Month- August Keith submitted by Katie W Fun Facts: He is a wonderful dad to 4 boys. He works full-time and is going for his MBA. He does everything in his power to make sure we are happy. Why should he be the hottest dad of the year? My husband has been through a lot in our marriage. First the loss of his only brother to cancer, then the loss of his dad in 2013, and then in 2022, the loss of his mother. He perseveres through it all. Most recently, while taking classes and working full-time, coaching baseball teams (yes, with an s), he literally built me a kitchen. He doesn’t stop doing and is always thinking about what’s next.</image:title>
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      <image:caption>Thanks to Shannon L and Julie Anne G who met up in Frankenmuth, Michigan and sent us this great pic of them in their OFM Chapter Shirts! Want to join a chapter? Click here to find a chapter near you! Have a meet up story and photo? Upload your OFM Meet-Ups here!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Question: Making Easy Sewing Crafts Submitted by Vickie from Georgia I learned how to sew in high school and fell in love with it. My Home Economics teacher was tough.  If you did something incorrectly she made you rip it out and do it all over again.  I hated that….but realized that was the only way I would learn. After I was married I continued sewing - making some of my own clothing and “matching dresses” for our three daughters as they were growing up.  I was a stay at home mom and money was tight so at least I could make them some clothes.  Life got busy, the girls were all in school and I started to work again and finding time to sew was hard.  Our church started a new Ministry and they were looking for volunteers. They were making “Prayer Quilts” for people who were sick and wanted the gift of prayer in the form of a quilt.  My friend knew I sewed and asked if I would join.  I told her I only made 1 quilt before, in a class I took years prior, and was not really knowledgeable in making quilts.  But she said…”If you can make clothes you can make a quilt!”  I joined and quickly I fell in love with sewing again!  Ironically, I have not made any clothing for a long time…I’d rather go thrifting for that! LOL MY SEWING TIP:  If you have a sewing machine and the desire to sew practice sewing a straight line. You’d be surprised how many things you can make if you can sew a straight line. You can make a throw pillow, place mats and yes even a quilt!   Sewing is so relaxing to me….I concentrate on what I’m doing and forget all my problems.  The time goes by quickly and there is a great sense of accomplishment when you see that flat piece of fabric suddenly turn into something you made!   Check out this Youtube video I found on how to make a throw pillow.    www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx2Pmu2nrbg She is very good with step by step instructions.  Take a look….it’s fun and easy!!! Not as much fun as sex but I still think you’ll like it.  Post some pictures! Of the pillow people….just the pillow!   Editors Note: OFM does not condone any of the sex parts of the blog. Diana has gone rogue and I’m sure Dena is the blame for it.  Have a question for Dear Di-ary? Submit your question here.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>BLOG - Line Dancing in Texas - Have you ever seen 85 semi-drunk people all yelling out “Rock your Peacock” from a tour bus? Well, if you were in Texas one night in May, you did. I’m always amazed at the pictures we take on our trips because I’m so wrapped up in what’s happening at the moment that I don’t always take a minute to enjoy the silly, ridiculousness of it all. Check out this photo of us (in orange leis) and a whole bunch of “normal” people (sans leis) having a great time together! Hope you can join us on a trip soon!</image:title>
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      <image:title>BLOG - Meet a Supporter - Danielle B. - Introducing supporter Danielle Boddie from Tallahassee, Florida who has been following Dena since 2020. Danielle went to see “ I Love You, Get Away From Me” in Delray Beach a few weeks ago and enjoyed meeting Dena, LadyDi and Dean in person! When asked how becoming a supporter has helped her, Danielle said she loves that she found a group she can confide in and find comfort in the joys and sadness.  “After my divorce in May 2020 I clung to Dena’s words of positivity in all the madness. Dena has brought so many people together and allowed herself to be vulnerable through all the laughter,” Danielle said, “Being in the supporter group has helped me find myself again.” A fun fact about Danielle is that she loves to work on stained glass and crochet. When asked to describe the “OFM Difference,” Danielle said ”Laughter, Family and Support!”</image:title>
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      <image:title>BLOG - OFM Hot Dad of the Month- July - OFM Hot Dad of the Month- July David R submitted by Linda R Fun Facts: Played bagpipes in high school, loves to snowboard and hike. Why should he be the hottest dad of the year? Been married to him for 38 years and he still looks at me like this.</image:title>
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      <image:caption>Kristin L and Ophelia H meeting up in Wrightsville Beach North Carolina. I know Ophelia from our time at the Miss New Jersey Pageant so many years ago! It’s so lovely to see my friends (old and new) getting together in the name of OFM and having a laugh together:) Have a meet up story and photo? Upload your OFM Meet-Ups here!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>BLOG - Nothing beats a BESTIE… - Celebrating my 50th Birthday last week in the Mediterranean with my two high school besties was a trip of a lifetime. Sherry (Carrot) and Sarah (Salad) and I met our Sophomore year of high school and have been making each other laugh for over 35 years. There have been marriages, divorces, kids, bonus kids, tears, heartaches and every day joys we have each shared through the years but I think the best part of our trip was realizing how special it was to have shared a lifetime together. I’ve heard the saying “Men will come and go but girlfriends last forever”….and, for most part, that’s true. Of course, there have been friends I’ve loved dearly but we’ve grown apart…maybe due to miles or life circumstances, but I can say I’ve learned so much from my girlfriends (and if I’m honest…some hard lessons from women I’ve chosen NOT to be friends with) I think the best part of having strong relationships with women is the honesty. With the year I’ve had I think anyone would find themselves asking…”Is it me? Am I doing something that’s made the world mad?” It felt, at times, like the hits just kept coming. Every time I’d fall apart, cry and gather myself up from the floor it felt like I was just settled enough to get hit again….and it was exhausting.</image:title>
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      <image:title>BLOG - Nothing beats a BESTIE… - I was blessed to have friends (like Sherry and Sarah, BNC and Wendy and so many more) around me to tell me I was okay. To tell me I would find happiness again. To just sit in the gray space with me and tell me how…with time…the world would be filled with so much beautiful color. Whether you have a Salad and Carrot in your life that have been around forever…or if it’s taken you a lifetime to “find your people”…these powerful relationships with women are the backbone of society, or at least they are for me. I’m genuinely blessed to have found myself doing what I love…making people laugh through stand-up or the morning show…and somehow creating this amazing community where women have connected from all over the world. Laughter is a beautiful thing. Sometimes, in dark times, it’s the only thing. I wish you all the best on your journeys…the hard ones. The journeys that make you question everything. Know that a good laugh with a good friend can make everything just a little bit better. Maybe it doesn’t fix it…but it lets you know it won’t be gray forever. If you feel like you are still looking for that bestie….hang out in our OFM community for a bit. We’ll find you:) We got you, Bestie.</image:title>
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      <image:caption>Question: How did you and Michael meet? My girlfriend, Lynn, and I were out driving around one night. That’s what you did in the 60’s. You’d put gas in your car; a gallon only cost .25 cents back then; and cruise around town “looking for something to do.”  We were bored so Lynn said, “Let’s go to Mom Kinnoble’s,” which was a very small bar run by a woman who did not check anyone’s ID.  I was 19 years old at the time…Mike was 21.  I had never been there before but Lynn had.  There were pool tables, dart boards, and one bowling lane….which had a “pin boy” in back of the machine who would set up the pins when you bowled!   When we walked in Mike and his friend were shooting pool. She knew his friend and started to talk to him and he introduced us to Mike. They would come over and talk to us in between their shots.  Mike wanted to buy me a drink but I already had gotten one so he put $1.00 down on our table (I think the drinks were .50 cents!) and said, “I’ll buy the next one.”  We stayed a little while then left. I didn’t get another drink so I went over to Mike, gave him his $1.00 back and said thank you. There were no bell and whistles, they were just 2 nice guys.  A few weeks went by, we were bored again and she said….”Let’s go back to Mom Kinnoble’s.” I said…”Ok, maybe those 2 guys will be there and they’ll buy us a drink!”  They were there…..and they bought us drinks!  When Mike saw me he said, ”Where have you been?  I’ve been looking for you.  Another girl came in one night and I thought it was you but she didn’t know who I was!”  LOL. We started talking more and he asked if I’d like to get something to eat.  I said “Yes!” We started dating but he was in the Navy, I think he was stationed in North Carolina then.  He would come home on weekends when he could and we would go out.  We wrote letters when he was deployed and dated when he was back in the states.  We were dating about 2 years and he was transferred to Jacksonville, Florida, that’s when he asked me to marry him. We planned a big Italian Wedding here and I went back with him to Jacksonville, Florida, to live.  We were married in May of 1968 and he was deployed to Vietnam in October of 1968.  I decided to come back home and live with my parents for the 9 months of his deployment until he got back home.  That was a hard time….you didn’t know if they were coming back.  Not all did….he was one of the lucky ones he returned home and was finished his 4 years of duty in June of 1969 and Honorably Discharged from the US Navy!  We then began our lives together in New Jersey, having sex and making babies! (You didn’t think I’d leave that part out did you!!!)  And the rest is history….. Editors Note: OFM does not condone any of the sex parts of the blog. Diana has gone rogue and I’m sure Dena is the blame for it.  Have a question for Dear Di-ary? Submit your question here.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>BLOG - Trip Pic - Rock Your Peacock in San Antonio was our 4th Official Trip under One Funny Mother Tours…and our Biggest Outing so far!! (1st was our Bus Trip to a Furniture Store in Mass, 2nd was Bourbon and the Big House, 3rd was Jingle your Dreamcatcher in Philadelphia) We had 87 people in attendance from all corners of the world and my kids, my mom, sister Nicole and nieces and Nephew (Dominic you LIAR) were able to come as well. It was an amazing trip that included a visit to August Vin Winery (seen here), a River Boat ride on the Riverwalk, a tour of the Alamo, San Jose Mission and a turn Texas Rodeo! Stay tuned for a video of our trip coming soon!</image:title>
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      <image:title>BLOG - Meet a Supporter - Sara L. - Introducing subscriber Sara Levy from Massachusetts who first discovered Dena after the Target video, but it was during the pandemic when she became a religious follower.  Sara was in the first audience of the new “ I Love You, Get Away From Me” show on the big stage in New Bedford, MA  and met up with OFM Tours at the furniture store in Massachusetts and in Philadelphia. She is a member of the New England Chapter and told us she has met new friends through her experiences with One Funny Mother. When asked how becoming a supporter has helped her, Sara said she feels a strong connection to Dena because she also has a child with an IEP.  “I love how real she is,” Sara said, “I feel less alone with my struggles because Dena is so open with hers.”  A fun fact about Sara is that she loves to snorkel!  When asked to describe the “OFM Difference”, Sara said “in-person connections, fun, real-people”!</image:title>
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      <image:title>BLOG - OFM Hot Dad of the Month- June - OFM Hot Dad of the Month- June is Sean R submitted by Kari R. Fun Facts: Sean is the BEST Dad - and according to LadyDi, he has great Limbs! IYKYK!!!  Sean coached soccer and baseball for my two boys for years. He has been my very best friend for almost 25 years (Our Anniversary is June 1st ) Why should he be the hottest dad of the year? My Hub should be Hot Dad of the year because he puts up with my ridiculous obsession with this OFM CULT and takes me to the shows - he was at the show in New Bedford! LadyDi got to check out his Limbs in person!!!</image:title>
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      <image:caption>Here are some of the members from the Ohio Chapter with Dena who met up on our OFM Tour Rock Your Peacock! Shane J, Jane J, Aimee W, Ed W, Stephanie G, HOOPS, Cindy C, Steak Diane Have a meet up story and photo? Upload your OFM Meet-Ups here!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Question from Carrie from Ontario:  Your relationship with your daughter(s) is refreshing and beautiful.  You definitely are a magnificent role model. Raising your children is the HARDEST job EVER!!! It is not easy, nor without difficulties. I tried to raise our three daughters like I was raised.  We had love and fun in our home when I was growing up. It was just the four of us…Mom, Dad, my brother Dominic and ME!   Being the oldest I had a lot of responsibility. In fact I was always told by my Mom….”You need to be responsible and independent!”  And that’s what I became.  Mom said….”I’m not going to be here forever so you need to know how to take care of yourself.”  I tried to instill those same traits into our three daughters and they are ALL very responsible AND independent!   When I was young we did things together as a family. We didn’t have a lot of money but we were happy.  We went on picnics, took rides to the shore, went fishing and crabbing with Aunts, Uncles and cousins.  We celebrated everything and praised each other for a job well done.  Whether it was a game well played, good marks in school or a picture you colored (even thought it wasn’t “in the lines”) you were told…”Great job!”   All those things gave me confidence that I could do anything I set my mind too!  They told me I was doing a great job and I believed them!  So, that’s how I tried to raise our daughters.  Don’t get me wrong….the three girls were NOT without conflict.  They had their disagreements like all children do. Sometimes we had family “meetings” to discuss what was going on and try to resolve some conflicts.  But, they did not always agree on things.  And that’s OK.  We are individuals and see things differently. I’ve always told them if you are upset with each other you need to talk about it, try to come to a compromise and then move on and forget about it. LIFE IS TOO SHORT…don’t waste time being angry!   It is NOT easy….but FAMILY FIRST always.  Material things…money, cars, jewelry, etc,  don’t mean anything.  YOUR FAMILY, their health and happiness is what matters most.  Then everything else will follow suit. The legacy you leave behind and hopefully, the example you have shown your children and grandchildren will inspire them to carry on those same things. Best advice…..LEAD BY EXAMPLE, and of course Laugh, Love and LIQOUR!!!  (And sex…..don’t forget good sex!)  Editors Note: OFM does not condone any of the sex parts of the blog. Diana has gone rogue and I’m sure Dena is the blame for it.  Have a question for Dear Di-ary? Submit your question here.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It’s trip month! Getting ready for our San Antonio trip and we are still celebrating all the fun we had on Jingle Your Dreamcatcher trip! This was right before we ran up the steps at the Philadelphia Art Museum. Looking forward to sharing some amazing pics with you of our next trip soon!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>California Chapter - 148 members OFM MEET UP: Tricia, Janis, Cathy, Debbie and Alexis Have a meet up story and photo? Upload your OFM Meet-Ups here!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>BLOG - Meet a Supporter - Tracy A. - Introducing subscriber Tracy Lynn Annunziato who first started following Dena after the Target Back-to School Rant went viral in 2017. Tracy is a daily Morning Show watcher and describes herself as shy until you get to know her.....then she says she doesn’t stop talking! Tracy also loves to go to concerts so if you are local to Brooklyn be sure to reach out to her! When asked to name her favorite part of being an OFM subscriber, Tracy describes the great friends that she has made in our group. “The supporter page puts a smile on my face everyday,” she said. Some of those friends even gave Tracy the confidence to buy a solo ticket to My Name is NOT Mom in Patchogue, NY and she met up with them once at the show. “I broke out of my shyness had such a great time,” Tracy said, “You can never say you don’t have friends if you are part of the OFM Cult!” Tracy loves that Dena keeps it real and validates that it is OK to have bad days. Tracy’s three words describe the “OFM Difference”: FRIENDS FOR LIFE!</image:title>
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      <image:title>BLOG - OFM Hot Dad of the Month- May - OFM Hot Dad of the Month- May goes to Jed S submitted by Kimberly J. Fun Facts: He is a wonderful father of 3 girls and soon to be step father of my 3 boys. He works as a contractor. He is so funny, has the biggest heart and is a great cook!   Why should he be the hottest dad of the year? He is the greatest guy. Not only is he sooo good looking but he loves me so much and lets it be known. He has his hands full with his career and his three daughters as a single father, yet he has taken me and my three boys into his heart. My situation isn’t the easiest, as a single mom with three boys, and two of them having special needs, but he helps me handle it all, and does so with ease. His love is unconditional. He’s a hard worker and he’s also pretty great in bed!</image:title>
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      <image:title>BLOG - Meet a Supporter - Sharon W. - Introducing Sharon from Bethlehem, PA, who started following Dena in 2016.  She and her husband, Jim, received tickets to Dena’s Off-Broadway One Funny Mother Show at a taping of the Dr. Oz show. They attended, loved the show, and have followed Dena ever since! When asked to name her favorite part of being an OFM supporter, Sharon admits it’s hard to pick just one favorite thing! WALA, COOKING WITH DI is one of her favorite subscriber perks!  She said, “The show is so hysterical and thanks to Diana many dishes and desserts are now family favorites….. and of course access to the Bunch of Funny Mother Facebook page is priceless!”  Sharon’s three words to describe the “OFM Difference”: FRIENDSHIPS, FUN, LAUGHTER!</image:title>
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      <image:caption>Question from Denise, NJ… “What is your favorite dish to eat?” (A dish you love to cook and a dish you love to eat) My favorite dish to cook at home is my Italian Marinara Gravy! When I was young I remember my Mom making the “gravy” every Sunday morning.   She would brown the meatballs and sausage and then cook them in the gravy for hours!!!   The house smelled soooo good.  I would go in the kitchen and she’d slice me a piece of fresh Italian bread put some of the gravy on top and sprinkle it with a little Locatelli Percorino Romano cheese on top….and call it homemade pizza!  Boy was that good!!!  (And that cheese was freshly grated by me or my brother.)  She always bought the piece of cheese and we grated it at home…it sure does make a difference!  I loved that homemade pizza!  Now when I make my Marinara Gravy and put it on bread I think of those wonderful days!!  I prefer the Marinara Gravy now as I don’t eat a lot of meat.  It is quick, easy and oh so good! (Unlike sex which should be slow, passionate and AMAZING!)  I serve it with pasta, ravioli or home made manicotti! The gravy people….the gravy!  (Although you could serve this before or after sex!!!!)  Or just put it on good Italian bread with a little grated Locatelli Percorino Romano cheese on top!  Soo good….you can eat it with a spoon!  My favorite dish to eat out would be seafood because I don’t cook it at home.  I am really spoiled because all the fish I ever ate was caught fresh by us!   My Dad loved to go fishing and crabbing….we would go as a family.  So the only fish I ever ate was what we caught…flounder, blow fish, trout, etc. and blue claw crabs. I love seafood but only order it in places that I know it moves quickly or it is fresh caught.  Fresh fish does not smell and if they bring me a fish dish that smells “fishy” I can’t eat it!  I do like salmon and of course my very favorite is lobster tail!  Yummy!!!!  Editors Note: OFM does not condone any of the sex parts of the blog. Diana has gone rogue and I’m sure Dena is the blame for it.  Have a question for Dear Di-ary? Submit your question here.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>BLOG - OFM Hot Dad of the Month- April - Our first Official OFM Hot Dad of the Month….is our very own Graphics Jeff! He is the husband of Liz and father of Jeffrey…Three Fun Facts- He is the inventor of the 7 day underwear; He loves traveling to Italy (he’s been there 3 times) and he’s got hilarious dating stories from his single days. He should be the HOT DAD of the Year because he makes breakfast everyday, he loves his mother and he’s a master griller. What more could a lady ask for?</image:title>
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      <image:caption>We are only 45 days from our San Antonio trip and we are still celebrating all the fun we had on our last Spring trip to Bourbon Country. Looking forward to sharing some amazing pics with you of our next trip soon!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Loved seeing this picture taken March 25-26 in Mascotte, FL of OFM Florida Friends…..Lesley Currie, Susan Greener, Artisan Way &amp; her husband, Gerald, Beth Smeragulioulo (and Sal, not pictured) Have a meet up story and photo? Upload your OFM Meet-Ups here!</image:caption>
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